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• These new bus times are bull. Only corporation and chunk on the bus. Still not seen Bertha, Middlemarch, or Postie. #
• You'll never guess what?!? The bus was late again… #
• He's gonna need to drive it like he stole it to catch up. ATM he's driving it like Miss Daisy. #
• Still driving Miss Daisy. Looks like I'm going to be late. #
• This bus, which was five minutes late, is now ten minute late due to the slowest driver in the world. #
• See I change my bus route when the bus is late @beckmonster. #

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See I change my bus route when the bus is late @beckmonster.

This bus, which was five minutes late, is now ten minute late due to the slowest driver in the world.

Still driving Miss Daisy. Looks like I’m going to be late.

He’s gonna need to drive it like he stole it to catch up. ATM he’s driving it like Miss Daisy.

You’ll never guess what?!? The bus was late again…

These new bus times are bull. Only corporation and chunk on the bus. Still not seen Bertha, Middlemarch, or Postie.

• What a caveman, bloody twat. #
• He's stomping around like a dishonourable discharged squadie. #
• Now I know I say I'm tired a lot, but today I am weirdly tired. Not so much tired but empty. #
• This bus driver cannot drive. #
• I'm starting to get a little fearful. #
• He has overshot EVERY bus stop so far. #
• It's beautiful how much rage this bus driver has. #

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It’s beautiful how much rage this bus driver has.

He has overshot EVERY bus stop so far.