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• Some dumpy little spud of a woman just eyeballed me as I walked to the bus stop, my first thought was to punch her, today is going to be fun #
• So today we have spud, corporation, postie, bertha, chunk, middlemarch and blonde bitch. #
• Blonde mum never seems to learn, another day sitting where ducks arse can talk her to boredom. #
• Have you all seen what happens when a video card starts to fail in a PC? When you get flashes of colour lines randomly? My eyes have that!!! #
• Bloke on the bus just sat so close to me I thought the bus company was giving away gay lap dances! #
• holes, dug by little moles. #
• Those funny little plans, that never work quite right. #
• Double Decker buses with sideways opening windows were so much better than the modern flap windows, waterbombs came out more easily. #
• I very muchly suggest going back and listening to The Charlatans – Some Friendly. Still as great today as it ever was. #
• I must have a sign on my forehead saying if you’re a young twat try to push infront of me. Getting a little long in the tooth now. #
• Most racist thing heard on the bus this year, “how can she moan the bus is too hot” as a African lady opens the windows “its roasting there” #
• Absolutely gobsmacked,not least because its so fracking hot on the bus! thought racism was kept at home in this modern society,I was wrong! #
• I now officially do not like The Artic Monkeys second album. #
• This got bus is making me sooo tired. #
• Got = Hot #
• Work time #

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This got bus is making me sooo tired.

I now officially do not like The Artic Monkeys second album.

Absolutely gobsmacked,not least because its so fracking hot on the bus! thought racism was kept at home in this modern society,I was wrong!

Most racist thing heard on the bus this year, “how can she moan the bus is too hot” as a African lady opens the windows “its roasting there”

I must have a sign on my forehead saying if you’re a young twat try to push infront of me. Getting a little long in the tooth now.

I very muchly suggest going back and listening to The Charlatans – Some Friendly. Still as great today as it ever was.

Double Decker buses with sideways opening windows were so much better than the modern flap windows, waterbombs came out more easily.